Monday quotes and thought provoking sayings.
"I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8 to educate America.
They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30."
Groucho Marx (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)
"On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks."
H. Allen Smith (American Writer, 1906-1976)
"Monday is the key day of the week."
Gaelic Proverb
"Mondays are a pothole in the road of life."
Ziggy
"I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day.
What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal."
John Waters quotes (American Film Director (Hairspray), b.1946)
"On Monday, when the sun is hot, / I wonder to myself a lot: / `Now is it true, or is it not, / That what is which and which is what?"
A.A Hodge (American Biographer 1823-1886)
"I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday."
If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.?
Ann Diehl
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life." Anon.