Saturday quotes.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Woody Allen (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you"
Ogden Nash (American Writer of humorous poetry. 1902-1971)
"If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends."
Sarah Jessica Parker (American Actress. b.1965)
"I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night."
Woody Allen (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
"On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned."
Christiaan N. Barnard.
"Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath."
Lyndon B. Johnson.
"Well, I was born and raised in the Midwest, in Indiana specifically, and my childhood was full of weekend movies, you know, the Saturday and Sunday popcorn movies."
Sydney Pollack.
"The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too."
Donna Shalala.
"Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through."
Anthony Burgess.
"There is nothing, I think, more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children who go to watch their school play basketball every Saturday and regard that as their week's exercise"
John F. Kennedy (American 35th US President)
"A Christian is a man who feels Repentance on a Sunday For what he did on Saturday And is going to do on Monday"
Thomas Russell Ybarra.