Tuesday quotes, humorous sayings, quotations.

Photo of a flower covered cliff top. Collection of amusing quotations and famous sayings about tuesday. Tuesday quotes

"Tuesday's child is full of grace"
Childrens nursery rhyme.


"He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell Tuesday, even if he doesn't spell it right."
A.A. Milne (English Writer, creator of Winnie-the-Pooh, 1882-1956)

"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."
Dennis Norden (British humourous writer)

"I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday......." Noel Coward quotes (English Actor, Composer and Playwright 1899-1973)

"We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its fall, and every night in the presence of our patrons we write our new creation, and every night it is blotted out forever; and of what use is it to say to audience or to critic, "Ah, but you should have seen me last Tuesday?"
Jules Renard quotes (French Writer, 1864-1910)

"We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; it's a sort of detective thing, but it's really true, you know it's there. But it's kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, "We've been here three weeks on live television, and we'e taken off about a millimeter of top soil so far" There's men with brushes and beards maybe they've just got beards, I'm not sure? "We found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so we're very excited?""
Eddie Izzard (British stand-up Comedian and Actor.)

"No matter how hard we try words simply cannot express the horror, the shock, and the revulsion we all feel over what took place in this nation on Tuesday morning. September 11 will go down in our history as a day to remember."
Billy Graham (American evangelist)

"Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday."
Ray Kroc (Founder of McDonald's fast food chain)